I’m not sure where they came from or what group of braniacs got together and invented Aldi, but if you haven’t been blessed with the Aldi experience yet, it’s time to either get on a plane and fly to the nearest city you can find an Aldi (https://www.aldi.us) or have someone in an Aldi City go shop for you and video tape the experience on their phone. I am going to sum it up in one sentence, Aldi saves you an insane amount of money on groceries. Ok, ok, so the place feels a lot like a Mexican market in Cancun minus the guy who you can pay to take pictures with his parrot and monkey who are clearly living in an abused state. And yes, you have to put a quarter into the shopping cart [...]